https://www.indeed.com/careers/gods-favorite-sacrificial-lamb
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was @glambandit ☆ carol/romeo ☆ they/he/she
on may 4th 2008 at 4:07 pm an eleven year old boy alone in his house in nanticoke, pennsylvania opened ms paint on the computer & casually spent thirty seconds drawing a picture of spongebob before closing the window without saving it. the drawing was lost to time but after you die if you ask God about it in Heaven It will rewind the progression of the universe to show you it
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“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual
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screamingbingusthecromulentone:
I’m being very brave today
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